The UFO

I saw a UFO one day

A little gray man asked me if I wanted to stay

In this world of decay

I thought about it for a moment or two

Then I said okay, yeah I'll go along with you

Nothin better to do

So we sailed off in his flyin ship

High above the clouds and at a breakneck clip

Oh man, what a trip

Then suddenly, everything seemed to me to be so far away

But for them, I think they just wanted to play

With me all day

Further we went into outer space

Long way away from home and away from the rat race

A new kind of place

Then we headed on into the Pleiades

To visit our starry cousins in the deep freeze

Not at all like Belize

There was a war going on between one side and another side

Fiery explosions on the left and on the right

Chaos in the night

Just so much catastrophe

To see with my own ambiguity

But we avoided the melee

Had to turn around, go back the other way

Not a place that anyone would want to stay

Not even the gray, not even the gray

So he turned around and looked at me

With those big round eyes, is this what you thought it would be

From sea to shining sea

I wanna go home